Scottish Humour !
A Scot, a Swede and a Norwegian out walking in the West Highlands are being eaten alive by midges.
"You may think that this is bad" said the Scot, "But sometimes they are so dense they completely obscure your car windscreen."
Not to be outdone, the Swede replies: "In Sweden the mosquitoes are so big that our low-flying fighter aircraft have grilles over their air-intakes to prevent them from being clogged by the insects."
Determined to keep up his national pride, the Norwegian thinks for a few seconds then responds: "Ah, but in arctic Norway the mosquitoes are so big that they have grilles over their air intakes to prevent them from being clogged by low-flying aircraft."
Sorry i dont write in Swedish a good outdoor site to
check out if your going to Scotland is
http://www.walkscotland.com
They have lots of tests on products tips etc
A Scot, a Swede and a Norwegian out walking in the West Highlands are being eaten alive by midges.
"You may think that this is bad" said the Scot, "But sometimes they are so dense they completely obscure your car windscreen."
Not to be outdone, the Swede replies: "In Sweden the mosquitoes are so big that our low-flying fighter aircraft have grilles over their air-intakes to prevent them from being clogged by the insects."
Determined to keep up his national pride, the Norwegian thinks for a few seconds then responds: "Ah, but in arctic Norway the mosquitoes are so big that they have grilles over their air intakes to prevent them from being clogged by low-flying aircraft."
Sorry i dont write in Swedish a good outdoor site to
check out if your going to Scotland is
http://www.walkscotland.com
They have lots of tests on products tips etc
